Phil Q & A

You mean for you? I don’t think so.

A: It’s not inside you, it’s called booze and you put it inside you. Stop it and your cured.

They’re everywhere, you’re just a dick and nobody wants anything to do with you and honestly you’re not that good looking either.

You’re rich, pretentious and honestly just need a hobby, ideally with poor people that you don’t seem to like very much.

He is but so are you so you’re both perfect for each other, quit bitching.

A: Try saying something worth listening too, honestly they’re already smarter than you anyway, maybe just keep your mouth shut.

Read my book.