From all of us at The Galactic Species and New Planetary Management Group we’d like to ask that your species help us to raise funds to give Phil a well deserved vacation. It’s been over 4.5 billion years since he’s had a break and he’s becoming really miserable to work with.
anyone that’s attempted to ask advice or pray, as you people call it, have noticed his increased irritation in his answers to you. Check out the list of my favorites, though funny I’m sure you could see how getting millions of these everyday could lead a species to want to run around naked on the shores of Tibtub with a very large glass of Galactic Brain Eraser with extra Sudu juice.
Unfortunately, he’s already begun doing this on occasion in the office and, once again, though quite funny at the time can really be a little disturbing on “bring your own dependent being to work day.”
We have put together
some of our favorite Phil Quotes on a wearable fabric item so you can rub it in to all your friends how progressive and exceedingly intelligent you are. In addition we’ll send Phil himself your name so that he may actually answer your requests/ prayers in a less confrontational manner.
We thank you in advance for your support in getting Phil’s ass out of here for a bit.