“PHIL” is a novel written in the grandest scale; with the prose of Hemingway and the insight of Jon Stewart leaving you with an education far exceeding the internet, including the porn part. Never before has a novel reached such literary heights, provoked more deep thought than Schoepenhauwer and more shock than all the Kardashians put together.
ever read anything in your life this is it. If you want to be smarter, richer, funnier at parties or just better looking, this is the book for you. If you want to have sex more, be healthier, live longer, be taller ( or shorter), if you want larger breasts ( or smaller), this book is for you.
ever wondered what the world is all about, why you’re all there and not here, why you look like you do, act like you do, why you still live at home, why you drive a crap car, why you’re sitting in your miserable apartment and not on a beach with a really fruity gender neutral drink, this book is for you.
find yourself constantly breathing day in and day out, if you’ve ever found yourself thinking about anything, if you find yourself waking up, then hours later only falling asleep again, this book is for you.
older than 5 months or younger than 500, if you’re male, female or other, if at some point you found yourself born, this book was written just for you!
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