Welcome to the Phil Universe
Ever wonder who is actually in charge of everything? Life, the universe, those silly fuzzy slippers, pubs? You have never expected this turn of events
reality is a hard thing for you humans to comprehend so instead you’ve decided to make up imaginary friends, mythical creatures and some really, pretty silly stories.
Which only pisses off the person who’s actually responsible for everything, the universe, the earth, you, fuzzy slippers…I mean literally it’s all me, so a little thanks couldn’t hurt!
To be one of the first on the planet to discover everything