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Welcome to the Phil Universe

Ever wonder who is actually in charge of everything? Life, the universe, those silly fuzzy slippers, pubs? You have never expected this turn of events

I know

reality is a hard thing for you humans to comprehend so instead you’ve decided to make up imaginary friends, mythical creatures and some really, pretty silly stories.

Which only pisses off the person who’s actually responsible for everything, the universe, the earth, you, fuzzy slippers…I mean literally it’s all me, so a little thanks couldn’t hurt!

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new-book

So

I’ve decided to put together a book explaining everything, if in fact any of you still read. I’ll tell you how I’ve watched over all of you, what a really cool guy I am, as well as some really goofy human stories that happened right under your noses.

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